Corporate
Tarot
Stuck in Corporate Purgatory?
You have come to the right place!
Your
favorite
Corporate
Mystic
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Your favorite Corporate Mystic ✶
Corporate Tarot’s Approach
☻ Clarity
Each day, we pull the cards with the boardroom in mind because let’s face it, Mercury might not be in retrograde, but your manager definitely is. These daily readings cut through the corporate noise to give you a fresh, no-fluff take on what the universe (and your inbox) might throw your way. Think of it as your caffeinated forecast for navigating office politics with style.
❋ thorough
For HR, QA, CEOs, and WTF Moments Alike. Whether you’re herding spreadsheets in HR, catching bugs in QA, or calling the shots in the C-suite, our daily and weekly readings are your new workplace ritual. Corporate Tarot speaks fluent office, from passive-aggressive emails to surprise “quick syncs.” If you’ve ever worked under fluorescent lighting, trust us: you’ll feel seen.
✦ Adaptive
Trends change and so do we (unlike your company’s pay raises). From surprise return-to-office mandates to AI suddenly "collaborating" you out of a job, we stay on top of every twist in the modern workplace circus. Corporate Tarot evolves with the drama because let’s be real, the vibes at work shift faster than your boss’s priorities. Whatever’s trending in your office ecosystem, we’ve got a card (and a comeback) for that.
✿ Interactive
Give us the tea! We’re not HR, we swear. Got a hot take? A brilliant idea? A burning question about the vibes in your team Slack channel? Drop it in our suggestion box below. Unlike certain departments (ahem HR), we actually read what you send and might even put it into action. Corporate Tarot is a two-way mirror: we see you, and we want your insight. Help us keep things fresh, weird, and wonderfully aligned.
How Services works
Clarity is within reach!
Let the Tarot read your workplace like it’s an open Slack thread 🔮
We’re serving up custom Tarot readings that speak fluent strategy, ambition, imposter syndrome, and executive realness, because sometimes your job drama needs more than HR and a vent session.
Whether you’re:
Stuck between “should I quit?” and “should I just take a nap?”
Craving clarity before that big pitch, pivot, or promotion
Feeling way too in your head and not enough in your power
Wondering why your company’s vibe is ✨ giving chaos ✨
Our Tarot deck is ready to spill the tea… professionally, of course.
Each reading is custom, confidential, and crafted to help you:
Make power moves (with your higher self as your advisor)
Navigate corporate plot twists with clarity
Reclaim your energy like the CEO you are
Align your hustle with actual meaning
The universe has insight. We just translate it into something your calendar understands.
Work is wild. Let’s make it magical! 🌟
Note: Tarot readings are subjective and should not be used for making life changing decisions
Your
favorite
Corporate
Mystic
✶
Your favorite Corporate Mystic ✶
Custom Readings
One Card Wonder ✨
Because clarity shouldn’t require a 12-slide deck.
Got a quick question that’s been haunting your brain during Zoom calls? Enter the Single Card Reading: your cosmic yes/no, red light/green light, do-it-or-ditch-it moment.
This mini but mighty reading is made for:
“Should I say yes to this opportunity?”
“Is this the right time to make a move?”
“Am I overthinking this? (Again?)”
“Is this a hell yes or a hard no?”
Whether you're mid-pivot, pre-promotion, or just want the universe to weigh in on your impulse decision (hi, late-night job board scrolling), this one-card pull cuts through the chaos and gives it to you straight, with a side of sass.
🎴 What you get:
A single Tarot card, interpreted through your question, paired with a no-fluff, high-impact message to help you move forward with clarity and confidence.
💡 Perfect for:
Simple questions
Quick check-ins
Bold vibes, limited time
One card. One decision. All insight.
Let’s make it make sense! ᯓ★
The Power Trio 🎶
Two options. One decision. Zero regrets.
Stuck between Option A and Option B? We’ve all been there: sipping coffee, spiraling, pretending we’re “just weighing pros and cons” when really? We’re begging the universe for a sign.
This Three Card Tarot Reading is your strategic download from the cosmos with no fluff or fence-sitting. Just clear, intuitive insight into why one path might be smarter, sharper, or more aligned than the other.
🎴 Here’s what we’ll break down:
Option A - what’s really behind it
Option B - what’s truly at stake
The why - the deeper driver helping you choose like a boss
This isn’t your garden-variety “go with your gut” advice. It’s Tarot intel for career curveballs, creative crossroads, and “should I stay or should I go” energy.
💼 Perfect for:
Business vs. burnout moments
Launching, pivoting, or pressing pause
Basically anytime you need to stop doom-scrolling and start deciding
Let’s get in, break it down, and make the right move.
Three cards. One path forward. All clarity _.⋆-✶
The Deep Dive 🌊
Big questions. Bold energy. Full spread.
When life is getting complicated (read: career chaos, identity shifts, plot twists in your professional arc), it’s time to go beyond the basics. The Six Card Reading is your Celtic Cross-inspired clarity session, designed for your most layered, WTF-am-I-even-doing-right-now moments.
This isn’t about quick fixes. This is about deep strategy, the kind that starts with your past, checks your current energy, and then maps the hell out of where you’re headed.
🎴 What we explore:
The root of the issue (and why it keeps showing up in your inbox and your dreams)
What’s happening right now and what’s really influencing it
Where this is going if you stay the course (or decide to burn it down)
Hidden challenges, quiet opportunities, and the vibe you need to channel next
🌟 Perfect for:
Career crossroads & big-picture decision making
Long-term goals that feel... muddy
Understanding your own self-sabotage (no judgment)
Building a future you actually want to show up for
This is your energetic pick me up, where intuition meets insight, and clarity finally stops ghosting you.
Six cards. Full spectrum. Real talk.
Let’s dig deep and map your path to success - with Tarot, truth, and just enough cheek to keep it fun ⋆˚꩜｡
Suggestion Box!
At Corporate Tarot, we believe in continuous improvement, unlike that one coworker who still hasn’t learned how to mute themselves on Teams. Whether it’s your take on our daily corporate divinations or ideas for future projects that hit even closer to home (and skirt some HR policies), we would love to hear about it.
Drop your suggestions in the box below. Unlike actual HR, we’ll read them and we might even act on them. Revolutionary, we know.
Got some tea? Spill it here! 🍵
